Selective amnesia
On the way home from the pub - some of us had been there to play pool after the match - we met a geordie bloke. As we walked up the road with him I asked him why he had come to live in Bristol. I can't remember what he said because I was drunk.

I do remember asking him what it was like up north. He told us that we'd get loads of girls with our accents.
That bit stuck in my mind.