Football crowd banter that didn't make me laugh
"Come on you black sod..." said the bald man who lead the banter sat behind me.
"Hang on a minute." said a man in front
"I was talking about the referee - the man in black", said balding
"You've got to be careful about that sort of thing" said someone else.
"Yes" said a woman behind me sat next to balding "and I'm wearing a 'Kick racism out of football' sticker today so you need to watch what you say".
"I don't really agree with all that" said balding "But I suppose its alright because there aren't any p***s playing".